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Ron Weasley RON
Have you done something with your hair?
HERMIONE
Just combed it I suspect.
RON
Well... combing it suits you.
HERMIONE looks at RON slightly strangely.
HERMIONE
Ron, will you stop looking at me like that?
Rating : 3,13/5 (550 votes) - Comments
RON (summoning confidence)
You know, Harry’s boy Albus – said to me the other day that he thought you and I were – married. Ha ha. Ha. Ha. Ridiculous, I know.
HERMIONE
Very ridiculous.
Rating : 3,02/5 (496 votes) - Comments
RON
Exactly. We’re – friends and that’s all.
HERMIONE
Absolutely. Only – friends.
RON
Only – friends. Funny word – friends. Not that funny. Just a word really. Friends. Friend. Funny friend. You, my funny friend, my Hermione. Not that – not my Hermione, you understand – not MY Hermione – not MINE – you know, but...
HERMIONE
I know.
There’s a pause. Neither of them moves the smallest inch. Everything feels too important for movement.
Rating : 3,14/5 (583 votes) - Comments
LUDO BAGMAN
But no, what’s this... Cedric Diggory is ascending out of the water and seemingly out of the competition. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we don’t have our winner but we certainly have our loser. Cedric Diggory is turning into a balloon and this balloon wants to fly. Fly, ladies and gentlemen, fly. Fly out of the task and out of the tournament and – oh my, it gets wilder still, around Cedric fireworks explode declaiming – ‘Ron loves Hermione’ – and the crowd love that – oh, ladies and gentlemen, the look on Cedric’s face. It’s quite some picture, it’s quite some sight, it’s quite some tragedy. This is a humiliation, there’s no other word for it.
Rating : 3,07/5 (600 votes) - Comments
RON
I’m armed and – entirely dangerous and seriously advise you—
He realises his wand is around the wrong way and turns it right.
—to be very careful—
Rating : 2,98/5 (529 votes) - Comments
RON
So you’re telling me that the whole of history rests on... Neville Longbottom? This is pretty wild.
Rating : 2,98/5 (481 votes) - Comments
RON
Granger here is a wanted woman. I’m a wanted man.
SNAPE (dryly)
Less-wanted.
Rating : 3,01/5 (511 votes) - Comments
SCORPIUS
Voldemort is dead. Killed in the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry is Head of Magical Law Enforcement. You’re Minister for Magic.
HERMIONE stops, surprised by this, she looks up with a smile.
HERMIONE
I’m Minister for Magic?
RON (wanting to join the fun)
Brilliant. What do I do?
SCORPIUS
You run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
RON
Okay, so, she’s Minister for Magic and I run a – joke shop?
Rating : 3,04/5 (542 votes) - Comments
SCORPIUS
You’re mostly focused on bringing up your kids.
RON
Great. I expect their mother is hot.
SCORPIUS (blushing)
Well... um... depends what you think of . . . the thing is, you two, sort of have kids – together. A daughter and a son.
The two look up, astonished.
Married. In love. Everything. You were shocked the other time too. When you were Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and Ron was married to Padma. You’re constantly surprised by it.
HERMIONE and RON both look at each other and then look away. And then RON looks back. RON clears his throat repeatedly. With less conviction each time.
HERMIONE
Close your mouth when you’re looking at me, Weasley.
Rating : 3,00/5 (576 votes) - Comments
SNAPE
How [am I dead]?
SCORPIUS
Bravely.
SNAPE
Who?
SCORPIUS
Voldemort.
SNAPE
How very irritating.
There’s a silence as SNAPE digests this.
Still, there’s glory in being taken down by the Dark Lord himself, I suppose.
HERMIONE
I’m sorry, Severus.
SNAPE looks at her, and then swallows the pain. He indicates RON with a flick of his head.
SNAPE
Well, at least I’m not married to him.
Rating : 3,13/5 (596 votes) - Comments
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