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Harry Potter DOLORES UMBRIDGE
Have you swallowed something funny in there? Become a Mudblood without any of us noticing? Harry Potter died over twenty years ago as part of that failed coup on the school – he was one of those Dumbledore terrorists we bravely overthrew at the Battle of Hogwarts. Now come along – I don’t know what game you’re playing but you’re upsetting the Dementors and entirely ruining Voldemort Day.
And the Parseltongue whispers grow louder and louder. Grow monstrously loud. And giant banners with snake symbols upon them descend over the stage.
SCORPIUS
Voldemort Day?
We cut to black.
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DRACO
I did not bring you up to be sloppy, Scorpius. I did not bring you up to humiliate me at Hogwarts.
SCORPIUS
Humiliate you, sir?
DRACO
Harry Potter, asking questions about Harry Potter, of all the embarrassing things. How dare you disgrace the Malfoy name.
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SCORPIUS
You loved his mother. I don’t remember everything. I know you loved his mother. Harry’s mother. Lily. I know you spent years undercover. I know without you the war could never have been won. How would I know this if I hadn’t seen the other world... ?
SNAPE says nothing, overwhelmed.
Only Dumbledore knew, am I right? And when you lost him you must have felt so alone. I know you’re a good man. Harry Potter told his son you’re a great man.
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SNAPE
Harry Potter is dead.
SCORPIUS
Not in my world. He said you were the bravest man he’d ever met. He knew, you see – he knew your secret – what you did for Dumbledore. And he admired you for it – greatly. And that’s why he named his son – my best friend – after you both. Albus Severus Potter.
SNAPE is stopped. He is deeply moved.
Please – for Lily, for the world, help me.
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SCORPIUS
Voldemort is dead. Killed in the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry is Head of Magical Law Enforcement. You’re Minister for Magic.
HERMIONE stops, surprised by this, she looks up with a smile.
HERMIONE
I’m Minister for Magic?
RON (wanting to join the fun)
Brilliant. What do I do?
SCORPIUS
You run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
RON
Okay, so, she’s Minister for Magic and I run a – joke shop?
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HERMIONE
We get this right, Harry’s alive, Voldemort’s dead and the Augurey is gone. For that no risk is too great. Though I am sorry what it will cost you.
SNAPE
Sometimes costs are made to be borne.
The two look at each other, SNAPE nods, HERMIONE nods back, SNAPE’s face crumbles slightly.
I didn’t just quote Dumbledore, did I?
HERMIONE (with a smile)
No, I’m pretty sure that’s pure Severus Snape.
Rating : 3,04/5 (603 votes) - Comments
SNAPE
One person. All it takes is one person. I couldn’t save Harry for Lily. So now I give my allegiance to the cause she believed in. And it’s possible – that along the way I started believing in it myself.
Rating : 3,01/5 (537 votes) - Comments
SNAPE
One person. All it takes is one person. I couldn’t save Harry for Lily. So now I give my allegiance to the cause she believed in. And it’s possible – that along the way I started believing in it myself.
Rating : 2,95/5 (560 votes) - Comments
HARRY
Albus. Albus. Are you okay?
SCORPIUS (overjoyed)Harry! It’s Harry Potter! And Ginny. And Professor McGonagall. And Dad. My dad. Hi. Dad.
DRACO
Hello, Scorpius.
Rating : 2,99/5 (518 votes) - Comments
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
So to be clear – you illegally jumped off the Hogwarts Express, you invaded and stole from the Ministry of Magic, you took it upon yourself to change time, whereupon you disappeared two people—
ALBUS
I agree it doesn’t sound good.
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
And your response to disappearing Hugo and Rose Granger-Weasley was to go back in time again – and this time – instead of losing two people you lost a huge number of people and
killed your father – and in doing so you resurrected the worst wizard the world has ever known and heralded in a new age of Dark Magic. (Dry.) You’re correct, Mr Potter, it doesn’t sound good does it? Are you aware how stupid you’ve been?
SCORPIUS
Yes, Professor.
ALBUS hesitates a moment. He looks at HARRY.
ALBUS
Yes.
Rating : 2,97/5 (512 votes) - Comments
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