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Rose Granger-Weasley SCORPIUS
You’re mostly focused on bringing up your kids.
RON
Great. I expect their mother is hot.
SCORPIUS (blushing)
Well... um... depends what you think of . . . the thing is, you two, sort of have kids – together. A daughter and a son.
The two look up, astonished.
Married. In love. Everything. You were shocked the other time too. When you were Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and Ron was married to Padma. You’re constantly surprised by it.
HERMIONE and RON both look at each other and then look away. And then RON looks back. RON clears his throat repeatedly. With less conviction each time.
HERMIONE
Close your mouth when you’re looking at me, Weasley.
Rating : 3,00/5 (580 votes) - Comments
HERMIONE
A daughter.
RON
And a son. I liked that idea too.
He looks around – he knows his fate. I’m scared.
HERMIONE
Kiss me.
RON thinks and then does. And then the two are yanked apart. And pinned to the ground. And we watch as a golden-whitish haze is pulled from their bodies. They have their souls sucked from them. And it is terrifying.
Rating : 3,01/5 (543 votes) - Comments
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
So to be clear – you illegally jumped off the Hogwarts Express, you invaded and stole from the Ministry of Magic, you took it upon yourself to change time, whereupon you disappeared two people—
ALBUS
I agree it doesn’t sound good.
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
And your response to disappearing Hugo and Rose Granger-Weasley was to go back in time again – and this time – instead of losing two people you lost a huge number of people and
killed your father – and in doing so you resurrected the worst wizard the world has ever known and heralded in a new age of Dark Magic. (Dry.) You’re correct, Mr Potter, it doesn’t sound good does it? Are you aware how stupid you’ve been?
SCORPIUS
Yes, Professor.
ALBUS hesitates a moment. He looks at HARRY.
ALBUS
Yes.
Rating : 2,97/5 (512 votes) - Comments
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
If I could also give a detention to you, Minister, I would. Keeping hold of a Time-Turner, of all the stupid things!
HERMIONE
In my defence—
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
And in a bookcase. You kept it in a bookcase. It’s almost laughable.
HERMIONE
Minerva. (There is an intake of breath.) Professor McGonagall—
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
Your children didn’t exist!
Rating : 3,06/5 (503 votes) - Comments
SCORPIUS
I mean, normally, being in lockdown, being in constant detention. It’d break me but now – what’s the worst they can do? Bring back Mouldy Voldy and have him torture me? Nope.
ALBUS
You’re scary when you’re in a good mood, you know that?
SCORPIUS
When Rose came up to me today in Potions and called me Bread Head, I almost hugged her. No, there’s no almost about it, I actually tried to hug her, and then she kicked me in the shin.
ALBUS
I’m not sure being fearless is going to be good for your health.
Rating : 2,94/5 (437 votes) - Comments
DRACO
Hermione and Harry have done nothing wrong but try and protect us all. If they’re guilty, then I am too.
HERMIONE looks across at her cohort – moved. RON joins them on the stage.
RON
Just to say – I didn’t know about much of it so can’t take responsibility – and I’m pretty sure my kids had nothing to do with it – but if this lot are standing up here, then so am I.
Rating : 3,08/5 (578 votes) - Comments
SCORPIUS
I can’t quite believe I did that.
ALBUS
I can’t quite believe you did that either.
SCORPIUS
Rose Granger-Weasley. I asked out Rose Granger-Weasley.
ALBUS
And she said no.
SCORPIUS
But I asked her. I planted the acorn. The acorn that will grow into our eventual marriage.
Rating : 3,05/5 (511 votes) - Comments
ALBUS
You are aware that you’re an utter fantasist.
SCORPIUS
And I’d agree with you – only Polly Chapman did ask me to the School Ball...
ALBUS
In an alternate reality where you were significantly – really significantly, more popular – a different girl asked you out – and that means—
SCORPIUS
And yes, logic would dictate I should be pursuing Polly – or allowing her to pursue me – she’s a notorious beauty after all – but a Rose is a Rose.
Rating : 2,99/5 (584 votes) - Comments
ALBUS
Rose hates you.
SCORPIUS
Correction, she used to hate me, but did you see the look in her eyes when I asked? That wasn’t hate, that was pity.
ALBUS
And pity’s good?
SCORPIUS
Pity is a start my friend, a foundation on which to build a palace – a palace of love.
Rating : 3,05/5 (544 votes) - Comments
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