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Rose Granger-Weasley HARRY
It seems I’m as good at fatherhood as I am at paperwork. How’s Rose? How’s Hugo?
HERMIONE (with a grin)
You know, Ron says he thinks I see more of my secretary Ethel (she indicates off) than him. Do you think there’s a point where we made a choice – parent of the year or – Ministry official of the year? Go on. Go home to your family Harry, the Hogwarts Express is about to depart for another year – enjoy the time you’ve got left – and then come back here with a fresh head and get these files read.
Rating : 3,02/5 (714 votes) - Comments
ALBUS
You are aware that you’re an utter fantasist.
SCORPIUS
And I’d agree with you – only Polly Chapman did ask me to the School Ball...
ALBUS
In an alternate reality where you were significantly – really significantly, more popular – a different girl asked you out – and that means—
SCORPIUS
And yes, logic would dictate I should be pursuing Polly – or allowing her to pursue me – she’s a notorious beauty after all – but a Rose is a Rose.
Rating : 3,01/5 (630 votes) - Comments
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
So to be clear – you illegally jumped off the Hogwarts Express, you invaded and stole from the Ministry of Magic, you took it upon yourself to change time, whereupon you disappeared two people—
ALBUS
I agree it doesn’t sound good.
PROFESSOR McGONAGALL
And your response to disappearing Hugo and Rose Granger-Weasley was to go back in time again – and this time – instead of losing two people you lost a huge number of people and
killed your father – and in doing so you resurrected the worst wizard the world has ever known and heralded in a new age of Dark Magic. (Dry.) You’re correct, Mr Potter, it doesn’t sound good does it? Are you aware how stupid you’ve been?
SCORPIUS
Yes, Professor.
ALBUS hesitates a moment. He looks at HARRY.
ALBUS
Yes.
Rating : 2,99/5 (573 votes) - Comments
RON
Hermione didn’t believe I could pass a Muggle driving test, did you? She thought I’d have to Confund the examiner.
HERMIONE
I thought nothing of the kind, I have complete faith in you.
ROSE
And I have complete faith he did Confund the examiner.
Rating : 2,98/5 (760 votes) - Comments
HARRY
Strange, Al being worried he’ll be sorted into Slytherin.
HERMIONE
That’s nothing, Rose is worried whether she’ll break the Quidditch
scoring record in her first or second year. And how early she can take her O.W.Ls.
RON
I have no idea where she gets her ambition from.
Rating : 2,97/5 (862 votes) - Comments
HERMIONE
A daughter.
RON
And a son. I liked that idea too.
He looks around – he knows his fate. I’m scared.
HERMIONE
Kiss me.
RON thinks and then does. And then the two are yanked apart. And pinned to the ground. And we watch as a golden-whitish haze is pulled from their bodies. They have their souls sucked from them. And it is terrifying.
Rating : 2,97/5 (607 votes) - Comments
DRACO
Hermione and Harry have done nothing wrong but try and protect us all. If they’re guilty, then I am too.
HERMIONE looks across at her cohort – moved. RON joins them on the stage.
RON
Just to say – I didn’t know about much of it so can’t take responsibility – and I’m pretty sure my kids had nothing to do with it – but if this lot are standing up here, then so am I.
Rating : 2,97/5 (647 votes) - Comments
ALBUS
No. This is stupid. Where’s Rose? She’ll tell you that you’re being ridiculous.
HERMIONE
Who’s Rose? Your invisible friend?
ALBUS
Rose Granger-Weasley! Your daughter! (He realises.) Of course... because you and Ron aren’t married Rose—
There’s giggling.
HERMIONE
How dare you! Fifty points from Gryffindor. And I assure you if anyone interrupts me again it’ll be a hundred points...
Rating : 2,92/5 (584 votes) - Comments
SCORPIUS
I mean, normally, being in lockdown, being in constant detention. It’d break me but now – what’s the worst they can do? Bring back Mouldy Voldy and have him torture me? Nope.
ALBUS
You’re scary when you’re in a good mood, you know that?
SCORPIUS
When Rose came up to me today in Potions and called me Bread Head, I almost hugged her. No, there’s no almost about it, I actually tried to hug her, and then she kicked me in the shin.
ALBUS
I’m not sure being fearless is going to be good for your health.
Rating : 2,91/5 (490 votes) - Comments
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