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Hermione Granger HERMIONE
Ah yes. Our train absconder. Finally joining us.
ALBUS
Hermione?
He looks amazed. HERMIONE is standing at the front of the lesson.
HERMIONE
Professor Granger I believe is my name, Potter.
ALBUS
What are you doing here?
HERMIONE
Teaching. For my sins. What are you doing here? Learning I hope.
ALBUS
But you’re... you’re... Minister for Magic.
HERMIONE
Been having those dreams again have you Potter?
Rating : 3,06/5 (553 votes) - Comments
ALBUS
No. This is stupid. Where’s Rose? She’ll tell you that you’re being ridiculous.
HERMIONE
Who’s Rose? Your invisible friend?
ALBUS
Rose Granger-Weasley! Your daughter! (He realises.) Of course... because you and Ron aren’t married Rose—
There’s giggling.
HERMIONE
How dare you! Fifty points from Gryffindor. And I assure you if anyone interrupts me again it’ll be a hundred points...
Rating : 3,04/5 (524 votes) - Comments
DRACO
I always envied you them you know – Weasley and Granger. I had—
GINNY
Crabbe and Goyle.
DRACO
Two lunks who wouldn’t know one end of a broomstick from another. You – the three of you – you shone you know? You liked each other. You had fun. I envied you those friendships
more than anything else.
GINNY
I envied them too.
HARRY looks at GINNY, surprised.
Rating : 2,98/5 (537 votes) - Comments
RON
Have you done something with your hair?
HERMIONE
Just combed it I suspect.
RON
Well... combing it suits you.
HERMIONE looks at RON slightly strangely.
HERMIONE
Ron, will you stop looking at me like that?
Rating : 3,13/5 (560 votes) - Comments
RON (summoning confidence)
You know, Harry’s boy Albus – said to me the other day that he thought you and I were – married. Ha ha. Ha. Ha. Ridiculous, I know.
HERMIONE
Very ridiculous.
Rating : 3,02/5 (508 votes) - Comments
RON
Exactly. We’re – friends and that’s all.
HERMIONE
Absolutely. Only – friends.
RON
Only – friends. Funny word – friends. Not that funny. Just a word really. Friends. Friend. Funny friend. You, my funny friend, my Hermione. Not that – not my Hermione, you understand – not MY Hermione – not MINE – you know, but...
HERMIONE
I know.
There’s a pause. Neither of them moves the smallest inch. Everything feels too important for movement.
Rating : 3,14/5 (591 votes) - Comments
LUDO BAGMAN
But no, what’s this... Cedric Diggory is ascending out of the water and seemingly out of the competition. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we don’t have our winner but we certainly have our loser. Cedric Diggory is turning into a balloon and this balloon wants to fly. Fly, ladies and gentlemen, fly. Fly out of the task and out of the tournament and – oh my, it gets wilder still, around Cedric fireworks explode declaiming – ‘Ron loves Hermione’ – and the crowd love that – oh, ladies and gentlemen, the look on Cedric’s face. It’s quite some picture, it’s quite some sight, it’s quite some tragedy. This is a humiliation, there’s no other word for it.
Rating : 3,07/5 (601 votes) - Comments
SNAPE
You were a terrible bore of a student and you’re a terrible bore of –
whatever you are.
HERMIONE
I was an excellent student.
SNAPE
You were moderate to average.
Rating : 3,02/5 (569 votes) - Comments
RON
Granger here is a wanted woman. I’m a wanted man.
SNAPE (dryly)
Less-wanted.
Rating : 3,01/5 (518 votes) - Comments
SCORPIUS
Voldemort is dead. Killed in the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry is Head of Magical Law Enforcement. You’re Minister for Magic.
HERMIONE stops, surprised by this, she looks up with a smile.
HERMIONE
I’m Minister for Magic?
RON (wanting to join the fun)
Brilliant. What do I do?
SCORPIUS
You run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.
RON
Okay, so, she’s Minister for Magic and I run a – joke shop?
Rating : 3,05/5 (550 votes) - Comments