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Albus Potter ALBUS
Did it work? Did we do anything?
SCORPIUS
No. And it’s brilliant.
ALBUS looks at him – disbelieving.
ALBUS
What? We failed.
SCORPIUS
Yes. YES. AND IT’S AMAZING.
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HARRY
It seems I’m as good at fatherhood as I am at paperwork. How’s Rose? How’s Hugo?
HERMIONE (with a grin)
You know, Ron says he thinks I see more of my secretary Ethel (she indicates off) than him. Do you think there’s a point where we made a choice – parent of the year or – Ministry official of the year? Go on. Go home to your family Harry, the Hogwarts Express is about to depart for another year – enjoy the time you’ve got left – and then come back here with a fresh head and get these files read.
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ALBUS
You are aware that you’re an utter fantasist.
SCORPIUS
And I’d agree with you – only Polly Chapman did ask me to the School Ball...
ALBUS
In an alternate reality where you were significantly – really significantly, more popular – a different girl asked you out – and that means—
SCORPIUS
And yes, logic would dictate I should be pursuing Polly – or allowing her to pursue me – she’s a notorious beauty after all – but a Rose is a Rose.
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ALBUS hugs his friend. With fierceness. They hold for a beat. SCORPIUS is surprised by this.
SCORPIUS
Okay. Hello. Um. Have we hugged before? Do we hug?
The two boys awkwardly dislocate.
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HARRY
Albus and Scorpius are not disappearing and reappearing – they’re travelling. Travelling in time.
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SCORPIUS
Can you even slightly imagine what that’s like? Have you even ever tried? No. Because you can’t see beyond the end of your nose. Because you can’t see beyond the end of your stupid thing with your dad. He will always be Harry Potter, you know that right? And you will always be his son. And I know it’s hard, and the other kids are awful but you have to learn to be okay with that, because – there are worse things, okay?
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HARRY
That thing I said to you – it was unforgiveable, and I can’t ask you to forget it but I can hope we move past it. I’m going to try to be a better dad for you, Albus. I am going to try and – be honest with you and...
Rating : 3,01/5 (569 votes) - Comments
HARRY
It’s just people looking okay? People look. And they’re looking at me, not you.
The OVER-ATTENTIVE WIZARD proffers something for HARRY to sign – he signs it.
ALBUS
At Harry Potter and his disappointing son.
HARRY
What does that mean?
ALBUS
At Harry Potter and his Slytherin son.
JAMES rushes past them carrying his bag.
JAMES
Slythering Slytherin, stop with your dithering, time to get on to
the train.
HARRY
Unnecessary, James.
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HARRY
You wish me dead?
ALBUS
No! I just wish you weren’t my dad.
HARRY (seeing red)
Well, there are times I wish you weren’t my son.
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HARRY
I know how you’ve used my son.
AMOS
I’ve used your son? No. You sir – you used my beautiful son.
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